As someone who routinely âhidesâ things from myselfâcar keys, receipts, even my phone while Iâm actively talking on itâI felt instantly validated by Sarah Silvermanâs joke that squirrels forget where they bury 80% of their nuts. âAnd thatâs how trees are planted!â Silverman concludes in her 2021 Netflix special, A Speck of Dust.
If these bold, bushy-tailed little trainwrecks are able to thrive despite that kind of chaos, I figured there might be hope for me: Turns out, it was too good to be true.
âI appreciate Sarah Silvermanâs comedy, but actually, theyâre remarkably good at it,â says Dr. Noah Perlut, a Professor at the University of New Englandâs School of Marine and Environmental Programs, who leads long-running gray squirrel research on campus. âYou canât be an average squirrel or youâll die. Itâs only the above-average squirrels that survive and make babies.â
Every fall, squirrels spend weeks racing against winter to stash hundreds of nuts and seeds across their territories. When food becomes scarce, they rely on these caches to survive the cold months. So, how do these exceptional squirrels relocate the hundreds of nuts theyâve hidden?
How squirrels find their nuts, in a nutshell
According to Perlut, squirrels donât use a single strategy to recover their stashes. Instead, they draw upon a skill set that includes smell, sight, and even cues from other squirrelsâ movements and scent marks. âThey use the whole toolkit,â Perlut says.
But when itâs time to dig food back up, spatial memory seems to do much of the heavy lifting. In one field experiment, scientists tried to trick squirrels into misplacing their meals. They created fake nut stashes that looked identical to the real ones, and even swapped the grassy patches between them so the imposters carried the real scent.
The result? The squirrels didnât waste time going down that rabbit hole. Almost without fail, they ignored the imposters and dug up their actual caches.
Even months later, squirrels can easily find where theyâve buried their nuts. Video: Squirrel digging for the nuts I saw him (her?) bury earlier in 2013, William Forsche
Decades of research, from that 1999 experiment to earlier fieldwork on gray squirrels, all point to the same conclusion: squirrels are far better at recovering stored food than Silvermanâs viral joke suggests. One 1980 urban study estimated that gray squirrels retrieve roughly 85 percent of their cached nuts.Â
More recently, a 2023 study reports that red squirrels living in an urban park quickly found the majority of nuts they cached, even when faced with stiff competition from other squirrels.
Squirrels are masters of organization
Another common misconception? That all squirrel stashes are buried underground.
âWe commonly think of these caches as being buried in the ground, but imagine being a gray squirrel and living in a place that has a lot of snow or ice,â Perlut says. âYou canât go out and dig through two feet of ice every time you want a single acorn.â
Instead, squirrels in colder climates store food in tree hollows and branchesâfurther evidence of how sophisticated their mental maps can be. âThey have to rely on remembering where inside many trees theyâve placed food,â Perlut says.
Most tree-dwelling squirrels, including the familiar Eastern gray thatâs common in the Eastern and Midwestern United States, are what biologists call scatter-hoarders, stashing hundreds of nuts across a wide area rather than keeping them all in one place. Other species, like red squirrels, prefer larder-hoarding, a fancy scientific term for stockpiling food in a single defended âpantry.â Considering the average squirrelâs home range spans six to eight acres (roughly the size of four football fields) and can include several nests, thatâs a lot of terrain to keep track of.Â
And theyâre not only tracking their own assets; theyâre keeping tabs on everyone elseâs dinner plans, too. âSquirrels are not territorial, and they are watching each otherâs caching behavior, stealing their food, and then caching them in other places,â Perlut says. Their memory, in other words, isnât just about Where did I put my food? but also Where did that other squirrel put theirs?
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Perlut notes that a squirrelâs memory remains excellent for about two weeks and can stay strong for up to two months. Theyâre also smart about retrieval timing, Perlut says: Acorns from white oak trees sprout quickly, so squirrels prioritize eating those before slower-germinating red oak acorns.
No morals, just nuts
When hunger hits, many squirrels rely on a tried-and-true strategy year-round: theft. A strategy researchers politely refer to as pilfering.Â
Essentially, Perlut says squirrels visualize a color-coded mental map of their territory: one âcolorâ for where they buried their own nuts and another for spots where other squirrels have stored their food. From a tree branch, they can scan the ground and remember not only their personal pantries, but also the best places to steal from.Â
When itâs time to eat, Perlut believes they often opt for theft first. âI think they tend to try to rob, and then, if the robbing fails, they go directly to their own cache,â he says.
Although squirrels donât intentionally share food, they rarely punish one another for the occasional acorn heist. Still, some performative misdirection is fair game: a squirrel may go through the motions of burying a nut thatâs actually still hidden in its mouthâa fakeout designed to mislead anyone watching.
Believe it or not, this system of mutual thievery is usually enough to keep the peace among squirrels. Itâs so efficient, in fact, that it affords them a leisurely life much of the time.Â
âGray squirrels spend an incredible amount of time not foraging. Theyâre resting, watching, and socializing,â Perlut says. âThat just shows me how effective they must be at stashing and stealingâto be able to do that and not have to be busy all day long.â
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